(Love Is) Thicker Than Water 10
Unlock the Inflatiboat For Cars
Ring My Bell 25
Unlock the Pickup Finder
Rubberband Man 25
Unlock the Reverser Wheel
Keep on Truckin’ 25
Unlock the Traffic Coner
Cold as Ice 25
Unlock the Multiplier Freezer
Play That Funky Music 25
Unlock the Beary Nice Music Box
You Spin Me Right Round 25
Follow a lady into the big smoke
I’ve Made a Huge Mistake 25
Make a huge mistake
I Will Survive 25
Survive the Mountain Fair Demolition Derby without exploding
It’s Tuesday! 79
Stand still for a minute of silence at The Memorial
The Horn Proclaimers 25
Honk your horn 500 times, then honk your horn 500 more
Baby Come Back 10
Die 360 times
I’ve Covered Wars, You Know 25
Revolve over 53,596 times
Baby on Board 10
Aggressively warn a dozen pedestrians with the Traffic Coner
Fly Like an Eagle 10
Purchase a pet eagle
Welcome to eSports 15
Complete your first eSports Speedrun Challenge
Better Than Mama 25
Get a better eSports Speedrun Time than the No Goblin team
Straight to the Pool Room 20
In “Ball Bouncers”, bounce the ball at least 12 times
Sweet Freedom 20
In “Run Like Crazy”, get 150 yards away
Fire and Rain 20
In “Death from Above”, survive for 30 seconds
Angry Eyes 20
In “Limocide”, take out 50 pedestrians
Pope on the Ropes 20
In “Farming Simulator 1977”, complete your farming in under 40 seconds
Disco Inferno 20
In “Destruction Derby”, take out 8 cars
Assistant Professor 20
In “The Great Hunt”, find 6 regions
That’s Where The Happy People Go 10
View the “How’s Your Driving” screen outside of the DMV.
Hotel Roundabout 10
Purchase some property
Feels Like the First Time 10
Purchase something from The Chrome Dome
25 or 6 to 4 25
Reach a 35x multiplier
For the Love of Money 25
Collect every Cash Stash
Gonna Fly Now 25
Accomplish every Sick Jump
Star Power 20
Collect every star in a single ride
Low Rider 25
Discover all of the horns
Possession Obsession 25
Purchase every hat and paint job
Still the One 50
Collect every star in every ride
True Maximilian 25
Purchase every property
Feels So Good 25
Reach 100% completion on a mission
What a Fool Believes 50
Reach 100% completion for the entire game
Wheels of Steel 25
Complete an eSports Speedrun without exploding
Smoke & Mirrors 51
Drive the entire “classic” length of Desert Limo without crashing
Anything secret?
Tijuana Taxi 50
Drove straight for Beth